I spam at random and this blog is officially NSFW though I'll usually put a warning on those.
I like new friends, come talk to me! ^.^
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
pope gregory the pretty cool i guess i mean y’know
the not-that-bad-but-not-that-good war
could-be-better britain
america the decent looking
the satisfactory lakes
catherine the ambivalent
the pretty strong thor
the alright-I-suppose X-Men
the so-so Roman Empire
earth’s okay heroes
world’s most average consulting detective
I didn’t give the fucking church my email address for a reason.
My fucking mother gave it to them anyway.
Chris “auditioning” for The Hunger Games
I decided to do this giveaway because everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.
So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.RULES:
- YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
- Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
- The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
- I will ship to anywhere in the world.
If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)
“Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”
I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with drug addicted celebrity bad boys.
Mine does.
His name is Robert Downey Jr.
You’ve probably heard of him. You may or may not be a fan, but I am, and I was in the early 90’s when this story takes place.
It was at a garden party for the ACLU of Southern California. My stepmother was the executive director, which is why I was in attendance without having to pay the $150 fee. It’s not that I don’t support the ACLU, it’s that I was barely twenty and had no money to speak of.
I don’t know when you sent this because I didn’t get an email but I LOVE YOU!
<3
White: Who was your first kiss?
My first kiss was when I was about 8. My parents used to send me to a daycare center after school and there was this kid there named Michael who had physical birth defects so like his face had deformities and one of his arms was shorter than the other and such things. The same kids who gave me shit made his life hell. It turned out he had one of those little kid crushes on me that boys get and they found out about it. So I overheard them making fun of him one day and telling him even a weirdo like me would never love him and shit like that so I came storming around the corner and shoved a few of them out of the way and grabbed him and laid one on him.
And that was my first kiss. ^.^
Gray: Share a relationship story.
I don’t really have any worth sharing. Most of my relationships end up being with assholes and therefore very short so not a lot gets done before we part ways. The most exciting thing I’ve ever done is play laser tag with a guy I was dating but then I had to break up with him because he was legitimately mad that I was better at it than him.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
I’ve asked people out embarrassingly. There was a dude in middle school that I liked and I knew he knew I liked him so I cornered him in the cafeteria and demanded that he tell me whether or not he returned my feelings. That was kinda embarrassing for both of us.
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
I would honestly rather have a relationship even though I bitch about how stupid they are all the time. I’ve considered the whole friends with benefits thing before but at the end of the day I’m not just looking for sex. I want to be able to be around someone I’m dating like I can be around my friends but at the end of the day I want to be dating that person and have them there when I need someone and such things. All that mushy crap.
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
At this particular moment I want to be at my aunt’s house in Arizona hanging out with the cousins.
An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.
This is going to be every morning
I would never be able to turn it off…
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Yellow:
When you get older, where would you want to live?
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Orange:
Where do you want to be right now?
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Lilac:
What is your dream vacation?
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Beige:
What is your favorite dream?
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White:
Who was your first kiss?
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Purple:
Who was your last kiss?
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Tangerine:
Give a description of who you like.
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Gray:
Share a relationship story.
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Green:
Share a family story.
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Gold:
Share a story that makes you smile.
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Black:
Share something you did embarrassingly.
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Blue:
Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
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Magenta:
What is something you barely tell anyone?
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Red:
What are your hobbies?
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Violet:
What college do you plan to attend?
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Brown:
Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
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Peach:
Who is your favorite teacher so far?
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Pink:
What is the meaning behind your url?
